i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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