Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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