So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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