he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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