Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Randomize
