She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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