Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
