the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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