I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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