I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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