Jerry, you need to find god
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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