Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
another moral hangover. fuck.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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