first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
