my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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