so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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