I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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