was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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