Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didn't notice because vodka
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize
