question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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