Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Oh Jesus.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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