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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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