all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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