So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
