kristin has been a bad kristin
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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