When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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