I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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