He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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