Got a toothbrush?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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