Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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