why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
