Don't make out with my wife yet
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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