Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
What a dumb baby whore.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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