Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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