I heard we made out
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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