break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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