i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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