did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
The adults are the big ones right?
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