oh god the rape fog is back!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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