come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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