They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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