The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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