I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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