11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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