THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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