our cab driver is having phone sex.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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