I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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