Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
