your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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