U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Duck Duck Cougar?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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