I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Randomize
