sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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