My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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