Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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