my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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