Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
