Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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