I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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