Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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