yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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