try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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