a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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