Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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